Saturday, March 14, 2009

DB Gear

It truly is unfortunate that decent (albeit expensive) products such as those offered by the North Face have been hijacked by douche-bags. Seriously. It's hard for me to believe that these mommy-and-daddy, fraternity-leaning, SUV-driving, backwards baseball cap-wearing, bar-hopping, slut-banging, sorry excuses for male specimens really appreciate the quality of their gear.

No, it's not about that. Did I mention I forgot to include "North Face-wearing" in my long but incomplete list of douche-bag qualifiers?

1 comment:

mysanthropist said...

It was made for douchebags: the logo is in the back shoulder, for everyone there to see, so they can read it while your not facing, while your taking a piss, so it will glow under the blacklight as you're leaning forward at the bar, so that you can hate them when you see their face in front, and their arrogance at the expensive wear at the back.