Mr. Rabbit and Mr. Toad

Mr. Rabbit and Mr. Toad

one day walked up the road

Down by the lake they met Mr. Snake

looking all bloated and cold.

"I suddenly feel so old..."

said Mr. Snake with a sudden shake,

so Mr. Toad pat his back

and out of his sack

he took out a gram of crack.

Mr. Rabbit, excited, feeling invited,

retrieved from his pocket a pipe

but with sudden gloom

he told them both

he forgot the light in his room.

"I got shrooms!"

said Mr. Toad!

as he hid in his shoe the cocaine

and swore the day

was not wasted in vain!

So each took their own shroom

and once they were stoned

together they sang Purple rain.

Mr. Panther, who came

looking haggard and lame

found the three idly high as a kite,

and in less than an hour

though the toad tasted sour

he had munched each

in less than

one bite...

the end.