The Vent

The Full Story of Mimmo the Black Cat, or How I Almost Possibly Became Homeless for a Brief Period of Time"

by Virgilio Nebel on Wednesday, March 30, 2011 at 7:27pm

The last time I saw Mimmo the black cat was Thursday. When I left Friday morning, the cat had already left to wander the Fan, and I did not return home until 1 a.m. A friend claims to have seen him prance across his path near the Visual Arts Center.

A black cat at night- an omen for some. Another friend claims to have seen him very early on Saturday, apathetic at the morning cold, staring as the doors swung open and closed. He sat on his cushion on the porch. Later, my housemate would say that he ate enough on Friday as to keep him for a week. Perhaps that's why he would simply stare as my friend exit the house. I left early to volunteering doing people's taxes, feeling a little sick from the piña coladas and the screaming the night before.

The cat, at that point, was no longer on the porch. Thursday evening was the last time I saw him. Saturday came and went, swimming and tea, verbs and nouns, and Sunday, with its VCU game, arrived still excited about Friday and more excited about itself yet. Sunday morning: No black cat on the porch, no black cat out back. No cat at all. Sunday brought a multitude of eyes and sounds, a massive pool of positive energy amassed on Broad St after the consecutive victories.

A smoke bomb went off near a broadcasting van, the several revellers quickly scattered. The ecstatic wave swept onto Monroe Park grounds. All this away from the roaming grounds of the cat. By Sunday I thought: "Strange.. the cat hasn't come back." I noticed as the day drew to a close that something had tipped the recycling bin, something had torn into an old box of cat treats. I didn't think much of it. I turned it right side up and disappeared in the house.

That afternoon caught me meditating in Quadrangle Park over the fact of the cat. Had it been run over? Had the Chinese Restaurant on the corner had such bad business that they had neglected buying chicken and started harvesting feral cats? This was not to depict them in a bad light; but rather, in somewhat of a blue light, sad at the fact that I had once read a news that had a picture describing its content and that picture showed a crate with many cats cramped inside, all meowing in unison, grateful at being saved from their fate in someone's fried rice... In all this, a friend baked several pizzas at my place and took them, ready to eat, to his place, where I have no doubt they were devoured with humility and gusto.

I walked home to get the bike, and rode to eat pizza at another friend's house, a ritual at this point. The anchovie pizza was as salty and tasty as always, nevertheless the thought of the tiny slivers of the fish halves reminded of the image on my friend's cat's collar, which made me always want to name it Fishbone. The thought of this cat eventually would carry me to the thought of Mimmo, and the thought of the several fates that cat can suffer in its instinctual nocturnal pursuits.

That night caught me peeking into my neighbor's trash bin as my neighbor walked out the back door for a cigarette. I feigned a wandering medidation with improvised whistle and the cat call "Mimmo..mimmooo..mimmooooooo". Riiiight.. a definite blurring of the line between voyeurism and honest concern, as it might occur in the neighbor's perception. Regardless it was late and cold and no meow emerged from the prevailing darkness. The cat was blacker than ever. It had been absorbed by that ephemeral generalized shadow we know as night... the night had even swallowed the meows.

Monday carried in its breast the return of the housemate and the rehearsals of the delivery of the tragic news. I had had to deliver this news once before, to another roommate, but that time involving the thought that the cat was then somewhere within the empty spaces of the washer. But that's a different story.

Monday morning I realized what the torn cat treat bag meant. It hit me: Maybe the cat was starving out in the wild, and maybe it wanted to come in but it was unable to because it never saw me when I opened the doors and I never saw it when the doors were open. So I left it's little red bowl full of treats for it, just in case it decided to stop by once again. I was hoping that that would give it the energy to return to the back door, where he could be observed from the kitchen scratching the back door screen as if knocking to let him in. But he never came.

The evening came so fast, with the need to deliver the bad news. I called the housemate three times. It was around eight in the evening, as I stood telling my parents about vague cyclical thoughts regarding joining the air force, that the phone vibrated in my left pocket, and his name came up in the neon acqua of the screen- "Veer G lio, I soh you cohlled me three times, how ahr you?" and I said, "I'm ok.. well, maybe not, I... I have some news concerning Mimmo, he.. he kinda disappeared. I haven't seen him since Friday.. Or in fact.. I haven't seen him since Thursday, and he didn't return all weekend... but I left food out and something ate it, but I wasn't sure if it was Mimmo"

"Oh my Gohd..." He talked about how the news would break someone else's fault and how he would try to cohll him and look out for him. I said sorry, hung up, and got ready to leave. I drove home thinking about the smell of dead animals, and with that, about how ephemeral we actually are, and how little glory there is left in the decaying bodies of the once living. I thought of walking into the night and hoping to track the smallest hint of decay, and following it like a hound to its source, where I expected to find a small, bony lump of black fur half torn by crows or grackles, like so many mangled mice he had brought home as gifts of appreciation, which I had to gracelessly pick up in bags and tote to the trash bin out back.

I noticed the neighbor's bin was missing, and thought that maybe where the bin was was the cat. Maybe his little red toyota had trampled the dear Mimmo, and in his silent type silence he would conceal the tragedy until the day he died.

I went to sleep that night feeling terrible. In a way, this cat had disappeared under my watch. I went out again, this time less motivated, to call him. When I came back I went straight to the freezer, pulled out the ice cream, slapped two scoops in a bowl and made it disappear. I could feel the weight of anguish in the whole two floors and basement of the house.

Mimmo's archenemy -Eeor- sits on the cushion on the front porch where Mimmo was last seen. His cold eyes judge the tenants that neglected to care of his kind. Later, he creeps out from under the stair case where he so often harassed Mimmo, and arrogantly wanders off.

Tuesday morning, no cat. The housemate goes out early, calls out to him, without response. He has resigned to the fate of the cat, but mutters once again that that person whose heart shall be broken at the news shall not hear the news until it is requested. In my mind, my lease will end as soon as enough time has elapsed to prove the cat gone forever, for part of the cheap rent is caring for the cat in the housemate's absence.

I come home for lunch, hoping to find him in the old spot, but he lacks. I walk in, hoping the housemate has already once entered the empty rooms of a work day afternoon, but he hasn't. I bang as many pans as I can this one time, as that once has brought him to the back door screen, which he pulls with his tiny claws. But regardless of the banging of pans, the screen remains tense.

The work day goes by. I get signatures for a food stamp application, drive back home. I plan to scout the entire neighborhood for a five block radius. If that fails, I will stick several pictures of the cat on a Word document (to save money) and print several copies, then clip them and staple them to every post with a tiny birdhouse.

Ironically, it was less than two weeks ago when i asked my housemate, "You love letting the cat out... what would happen if he goes out and never comes back?" To which he answered an equivalent of 'that is always the risk.' Well now it was a reality, and he was afraid to break the cat lover's heart.

So I began scouting Main Street, concealing my concern behind my harmonica and my sun glasses, mind you the sun was sinking, and walked across the street to where a trash can exposed a black figure. I was relieved at finding out it was a plastic bag and disappointed at not providing closure to the mystery, but again relieved at the fact. I kept on walking and playing and saw this sketchy path between the Visual Arts Center and its left neighbor. I walked through it fearing to sniff decay and looking for black furry lumps amongst the weeds.

At the end of the alley: A dog's ass. By the look of it, a boxer. I kept moving forward, systematically blowing into the harmonica to produce... blues. And the blues went on as I went on as the boxer became clearer and gave way to a leash, and as the leash became clearer gave way to a crouching body, and the crouching body to a smiling face of a cut girl stretching her back Korean style in the midst of walking her dog.

I said 'hello' and kept playing and walking- That's what shy people concerned with finding their cats do. I kept walking and walked into the back of the Art Center parking lot, where this house has this patch of green grass, where I doubted the grass was greener on the other side.

They must have sold their soul to the devil to grow grass this green, I thought. But then I noticed the sweet lamp they had against the fence to the right. I kept walking, lest I digress from the mission at hand. I saw a different alleyway than the one the trash trucks use to retrieve our trash and the same one I use to park. This is a smaller path passing, no doubt, next to the house of the uber-proud parents of a Afghan/Iraqi killing machine, their delusions pronounced in the hundred bumper stickers that fill the back surface of their Jeep Patriot. At this time, my cat is more important than their veteran son, and if it were their cat, perhaps, for at least a couple of minutes, it'd be more important than their veteran son to them as well. T'is the nature of humans, ain't it?

I turned left at the end of the alley towards the corner of Floyd and Allen. I mumbled the little cat call, expecting it not to work. But what the effing hell, to my left appeared a little black nose, with a little black paw, and a little gray eye, then two gray eyes, then the other black paw, as it squeezed under the fence of that corner house that had kept him for the last three days!

It jumped into my arm, or I snatched it, I don't know. But I swear- that cat squeezing under that fence was in some degrees as glorious as a baby squeezing out of its mother at birth:

In a way they both symbolized life.